1. After many days of impatiently waiting in the Academy of Summit, the day was finally here, when I, Jogus, could officially declare Summer.
2. Nevertheless, it was a fun week. There was much partying, excessive rowdiness, the dissection of the frog, and general pleasure and merriment.
3. So anyway, I was excited.
4. And there was much giddiness, possibly fueled by the grade's partaking of donuts.
5. So, we did gather in the classroom, with sugary fried-bread pleasing our stomachs, and many were beholding there yearbooks.
6. And also, there was the viewing of the report cards, which caused much excitement and groans among the pupils.
7. And Miss Curtis did read to us, while many hopeful messages were written with magical permanent sticks.
8. And many asked "Wilt thou sign my yearbook?"
9. After Miss Curtis enlightened us with the Games of Hunger, we were free to merrily frolic among the school, with yearbooks in hand, and Yea, joy was abundant.
10. For many did write very kind and thoughtful things and many numbers of all shapes. If you were anything like me, however, you would write weird and random things which may cause much humiliation in a year or two.
11. After many signatures were collected, everyone did journey into the auditorium where there were many people of all grades.
12. And in this manner did we continue for the space of many minutes. And after Kefif and Dwayne did desire to leave the Academy of Summit, we did heed to the rule that claimed, "Thy may leave the Academy of Summit whenever thy may on the Last Day of School."
13. And so, we did leave The Academy of Summit and headed to the House of Jogus to participate in many things that are meant for summer.
14. And the awesomeness thereof was exceedingly awesome.