The Joys of the Mind of SamMan

Ah, SamMan has exceded our expectations as family comedian this weekend.



1. Yesterday, we were driving to Costco on another rainy day. (And, right now I'm listening to a heck of a storm starting to calm. Oop, nope I just heard lightning. Now, there is no more lightning. Now, I will continue on.) In the car, we had some semi-broken toys that we were going to take to the DI sometime. Since I'm sure that you are sick of me typing my thoughts, and I'm trying to make my blog more EXCITING!!!



So, I will just show you the conversation now.


SamMan: Can we get a new one of this toy?


Daddy: No, its just for littler kids like Willwam for their cribs.


SamMan: You might like it!!


SamMan: And it would make a FABULOUS PRIZE!!!!!!!!! (in a "The Price is Right" announcer voice.)

2. SamMan: Joshy, I'm gonna roast this marshmallow on the fire!


Jogus: I don't think we should do that.

SamMan: Why, what's the problem?!

3. (during family prayer.)

SamMan: Thank you for the food. Morgan is my girlfriend. She can't come over because its a Sunday, but once we made a cake. Amen.

Amen to that!

(Morgan is a neighbor who comes over often. SamMan is now convinced they are boyfriend/girlfriend.)

When we told Anna that Ashley Fisher was arriving...

She screamed. Loud. Ridicoulosly loud. Don't ever tell her to "let it out." Now they are playing together with dress-ups, giggling and dancing and talking and more...

*Rewindback to 3 PM*

William layed on a small artictic stool-delio. Without clothes. He just layed their in deep sleep. We were in a photography studio, watching William get individuals taken. Then it was our turn. I might add some photos later, but their not on our file right now..

All The stuff We've Done This Week (mishmash 2)

TUESDAY

3:00p Came home, realized My mom wasn't back yet. (Dang It!)

3:45 Parents come home, and get ready in"Double Time" mode for the next event

4:30 Arrive at Piano Recital and play our songs

6:00 Poor William, he has to be under lights because of High BIlly-Reuben (sp?)

6:15 Back into Double Time mode, get our costumes on for Ward Trunk-or-Treat and Chili Cook Off

6:30- Ward Party Starts

7:50 Sam gets his first dose of Trick-or-Treating...and LOVES It!!!

WEDNESDAY

Baby still has to be under lights. (Insert Sad Face Here)

THURSDAY
7:30a- Woo-hoo Today is Our School Halloween party! Double time mode must be used, but hey we were so excited that getting on our gear wasn't too bad.

10:30- Bingo in Language Arts! I did have a bad card,but hey, letter puncuation is not my idea of a good time.

1:30p- The party officialy begins.

Guessing Games, Candy Corn Relay, Super Scary Story,And an afternoon free of Earth Science.

Might as well rent an action movie and make it a clean sweep!!

FRIDAY

7:00a Woo Hoo ,It's Halloween. No School- Everyone Knows what that means!! PREPARE FOR LAZINESS!!! We (and by We I mean Anna and Sam) Spent the whole morning on YouTube.

3:00p-William is under a new light system. It looks like a suitcase and he has to wear a special hat and goggles.Hopefully he'll be out by Monday (Insert many hopeful faces here)

5:00p- Dinnertime!! But,eat quick,We'll be Trick-Or-Treating soon!

5:45- Getting all Shnazzied (no,that is not a word) up for Halloween!!

6:30- We go out Trick-Or-Treating and it starts to rain.But Rethink Our Plans-You're Joking,Right?

7:00-Trick-Or-Treating still going strong

7:35-Minor Setback, Sam gets tired and wants Daddy 2 hold him. Still going,though.

7:40- Meet up with LeSuers.

7:45-LeSuers drive us to our next destination (Sam Still LOVING it)

7:50 WOOHOO! We meet up with Dwayne.* Now the Trick-Or -Treating is getting started.

8:00ish- Sam and Anna end their run. Dad was a TROOPER!

8:30- After me and Dwayne finish up some fun neighborhoods that I didn't now existed

9:10- Come Home and go to sleep!!

* Jarret

COUNTDOWN TO ROOT BEER IS... and other entrys.

6 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sam wants to name the baby Root Beer, if you didn't understand the title.)

Yes,that's right six weeks until the arrival of Root Beer! We are preparing for the holidays already by picking out Halloween costumes and shopping for X-Mas.

SPECIAL ANOUNCEMENT
Josh has decided to be:
MICEAL PHELPS
Sam is going to be, wheter he likes it or not:
TEDDY BEAR (or a monkey if u ask him)


SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID:
BYU Rocks!

SOME JOKES THAT YOU MIGHT GIGGLE AT (courtesy of Julie Black Petersen)
What do you call our new baby in an intertube?
Root Beer Float
Some people have a beer belly others have a:
Root Beer Belly
What do you call cheese thats not yours:
Nacho Cheese